TB: So Conker.. thanks for taking part in the Thumb Bandits Celebrity Gaming Hero Interview. How do you feel about the label of gaming hero? Oh and.. we need to curb the language... incase kids visit our site.
CK: Oh for Fu... Funky.. yeah no problem. What was the question? Oh.. Gaming Hero huh? When it's as true as it obviously is I don't mind.

TB: Do you hang out with any of the other guys in the game when you've all wrapped up working on it?
CK: Not often. In all honesty the ladiez aren't fond of People who hang out at poo mountain ya know? I see Berri now and again.

TB: How do you feel about the language in the games you star in?
CK: How do I feeeeel?.. What the hell sort of lame ass question is that for fu... .. you sure kids might be readin this?
TB: Possibly
CK: I feel all warm and gooey, like the stuff on my boot after climbing poo mountain.

TB: Ok.. the obvious question now, you've just finished making Live and Reloaded, how was that for you?
CK: You didn't go to journalism school did ya kid? I'll humor you... it was a f_cking riot! .. Did I just say f_cking? .. You can edit that out right?
TB: *nods*
CK: It was more fun than a barrel of pickled monkeys doing the cha cha. Big guns, Big guns and Bigger guns. I was like Patton on acid. I was kicking so much tedi ass I had a new pair of boots every other day. Ah there's nothing like the feelin of tedi stuffin in the mornin.

TB: Tedi Stuffin... What are you saying?
CK: Are you funnin with me boy?! I am sayin my foot, tedi ass. It's not rocket surgery is it?
TB: No.. no I guess not
CK: NO I GUESS NOT SIR!
TB: NO SIR

TB: Will you be back for another gaming outing after Live and Reloaded?
CK: Well now I just don't know, I guess good games are a RARE thing huh kid.
TB: Oh yes. Thanks for your time Conker.