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WARNING:
This page may contain some adult content,
don't read / look if you're going to
complain about it later.. you prudish
types avert your delicate little eyes.
Funny
Adverts... Why? …
Why not.. loads of people are making
amusing adverts and controller mockups,
so why not us girls? Perhaps this is
the first of many, perhaps you'll throw
ideas our way, either way we need a
goddamn laugh in this life, so turn
that frown upside down, here's the first
Vagina Gamerlogues advertising piece.....
The
Revolution controller, a thing
with more bells and whistles than the
most amazing controller ever, its gyroscopic,
melodramatic, hydromatic and looks like
greased lightening.. so what's the girl
gaming take on this........
Girl
Gamers …
If you're looking for a little bit of
calm on the interweb but you don't want
all that female or male only crap then
you've found the perfect place to lay
your head, right here at Thumb Bandits
.com where we believe it's all about
the gaming, whilst ensuring us female
gamers don't get left out in the cold.
We're on a serious mission in a non
serious way, that mission is simple,
to ensure female gamers have a voice
that the games industry will listen
to. We want playable female characters
who don't look like Pamela Anderson
and Anna Nicole, we want REAL female
characters... help us be heard.
Boy
Gamers …
You can help too, we know not all guy
gamers are shallow little gimps who
want nothing but tits with their gaming,
sure some do, but we like to think that
mature guy gamers see the bigger picture,
that the industry will suffer if games
continue in a trend that is purely aimed
at 12 to 15 year old boys. Boy gamers
are welcome at Thumb Bandits too, we
love our male and female members, but
better still we love the way they all
manage to get along so well, so if you're
a nice guy, why not join our community
of die hard friendly gamers.
Here's
to diversity.
Vagina
Gamerlogues …
Get your ass over there now, be you
male, female or in between. Real issues
facing the female gamer examined and
spat out with tongue firmly pressed
in cheek, after all noone wants non
fun lectures do they.
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