Another month is over and, as Ellen DeGeneres bids farewell to the Honorary Oakley position, we’ve got a cool kickass female gaming character to take over the top spot from the American funny lady. Alyx Vance is one of the heroes of the award-winning videogame franchise Half-Life. Although the central playable character in the Half-Life series is Gordon Freeman, you can’t play the game without feeling drawn to Vance, his female sidekick, throughout parts of the story. Alyx Vance is certainly able to take care of herself and often helps Freeman out of tight spots; she is self assured, strong, and all-in-all a likable female game character. Those are some of the reasons we’ve chosen to make her the Thumb Bandits Honorary Oakley for the month of July 2006—thanks to ComicGirl for the submission idea.

Remember Moonlighting?
You know, that 80’s television show with the pairing of David Addison Jr. (Bruce Willis) and Madelyn ‘Maddie’ Hayes (Cybill Shepherd) as an appealing male and female detective combo. For those not fortunate enough to have see the show, here’s the deal: David and Maddy had a very cool relationship where she’d help him, he’d help her, and they’d solve the crime, plus there would be lots of sexual tension and smart-mouthing between them both along the way, and viewers loved the fact they weren’t together romantically, whilst really wanting them to get together.

How does this tie in with Alyx Vance? Well, there’s some talk that Vance’s and Freeman’s relationship is growing closer with each passing game. Valve, don’t do it! Part of what makes Vance so cool is that she’s not tied into the obligatory ‘gaming girlfriend’ role, she’s not a love interest, she’s an equal and, similarly to Lara Croft, she should remain unobtainable. It adds to the game’s appeal. Oh, and for the record, Moonlighting died a death when the two characters got together (also: see X-files, Gilmore Girls, Mork & Mindy, etc), so here’s hoping anything hinted at in Episode One remains strictly a hint.

Back off, Mossman!
Alyx Vance is not the only strong female character in the Half-Life games; she works alongside another doctor called Judith Mossman. The relationship between Vance and Mossman is edgy to say the least. Judith Mossman seems to get some sort of glee out of being condescending toward Vance or openly patronizing her; perhaps because she’s worked with her father since Vance was very young, or perhaps because she sees her as direct opposition to her own position. This tension adds to their relationship and, indeed, to the game overall as it leads to some amusing one-liners across various instances. It is a shame, however, that—as is the usual staple—the two strong women do have to have this sort of vitriol poured over their relationship in order to appear more ‘real’. Without giving too much away, their relationship does quell somewhat and seems to reach a more amicable terminus near the end of Half- Life 2.

Developer’s lesson
The character of Alyx Vance, like Jade (Honorary Oakley for June 2004) in Beyond Good and Evil, shows that it is possible to include female videogame characters that, for the most part, do not have to rely on a boobs and ass mentality to appeal to gamers, either male or female. Vance is a fully clothed young woman who handles guns adeptly, is enthusiastic, intelligent, and shows a true empathy for other people in the gaming world she inhabits. All of these things make her a hugely likable games character, and doesn’t appear to have affected the views of most male gamers either (despite various photoshop nudes of Vance that presently litter the Internet), who all agree that she is an extremely cool character.

We will persevere
Any Alyx Vance fan having seen the Half-Life: Episode 2 teaser trailer may quite possibly have felt an internal “Noooo!” sweep over them. The trailer starts with Vance hanging from the edge of a precipice calling out for Freeman to help her. The trailer then cuts to a scene that apparently shows Vance lying dead in the arms of a distraught Vortigaunt who states sadly, “This is more than anyone can bear, but we will persevere," as he lays her out on the ground. Given that the Half-Life series deals with various time-halting aspects and other notions of ‘make believe’, let’s all assume that the release of Half-Life: Episode 2 will not be the end of Alyx Vance; though, if it were to happen, many gamers would be rather upset and truly feel the loss of a superb character. It is this emotional connection with the character (and indeed the Half-Life universe overall) that makes the series stand out as something truly special within the realm of videogames.

Hopefully, you’ve reached the end here with the thought that Alyx Vance is definitely a very cool female character and one who truly deserves her place in the monthly Honorary Oakley archive. She doesn’t have to wear a chainmail bikini to be sexy, she doesn’t have to make orgasmic ‘ohhh!’ noises when she climbs atop a crate, and there’s no need for special in-game physics to jiggle outrageouly around her breast area. Alyx Vance has a depth of character that all-but perhaps the most hormone-driven teen gamer can see, it transcends any visually ogling stimuli. For this reason, and all of those mentioned above, Valve should be congratulated for making a truly great female gaming heroine. Alyx Vance, we salute you!

Alyx Vance and her partner in crime Gordon Freeman