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JULY 2005
Annie Oakley
OR
Why Capitalism Sucks!
("Sharpshooter")
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Original intro blurb....
You know what it's like, you're stuggling
to come up with something for an article
and one of your friends points out something
that was not only straight under your
nose but is also tetched with more than
a smattering of embarrassment. Of course
she grinned with joy as she stated 'It's
called the Honorary Oakley, after Annie
Oakley, but she hasn't been picked?".
She had a point, how could this have happened?!
Well we're fixing it! Annie Oakley for
the month of July, which fittingly is
Americas celebratory month of independence,
so here she is, without further ado Annie
Oakley is the Honorary Oakley for the
month of July.
New intro blurb....
Oh but what's this? Greedy capitalist
pigs got in the way? No pictures to
use along with the article because someone
is using them to bleed money out of
American history and 'culture', so we
can't run an Annie Oakley article because
we're not rich enough, because we don't
have pockets deep enough to dig into
to pay the Buffalo Bill Museum $40 per
picture, yes, that's right... are we
annoyed.. yes a little... but we are
more deeply saddened, which is why this
months Honorary Oakley is different..
We're looking at why the world is so
f_cked up, all brought on by this one
little interaction... funny how that
can happen isn't it......
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Annie Oakley -
A quick bio:
Full Name: Phoebe Ann Moses
(called Annie by family) Born:
Darke County, Ohio USA
OWNED By: Buffalo
Bill Museum
Making Money For:
Buffalo Bill Museum
Best Known as:
Dead Commodity of Buffalo Bill Museum |
The World is Screwed... Get
Used To It:
You know you're in trouble when you
realise it pays to be bad, it pays to
steal, it pays to lie and it pays to
cheat, your life will be far better
for it, you'll be wealthier, you'll
be 'made', you my dear reader will be
trouble free and most importantly richer.
Had we stolen the pictures, as so many
sites do, the article would be live
and there'd be a zillion to one chance
of someone from the Buffalo Bill Museum
falling across it... but no, we opted
to contact them, offering to cover them
in the article and of course link to
them, sadly lining pockets was not a
prospect for us and so we are spurned.
Of course it is NOT the fault of the
Buffalo Bill Museum that these are the
morals that the world runs by and we
do not blame them for this obviously,
they were but a catalyst of realisation...
sad realisation that the world essentially
is based on greed and commodification,
even of those long gone, it's no longer
about education, about spreading the
word, about the dissemination of knowledge,
noone cares about that UNLESS you can
pay the entrance fee, then by all means
come, learn, see our wonderful displays.
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Fight the Power:
Battered and ashamed... that's me this
month. All ready to go to the G8 Rally
in Edinburgh, all ready to show the
British government and of course the
media of the 'media subjected' world
that we 'the people' are NOT taking
it any more, we've had it god dammit!!
We're going to turn out in our droves!!
... but wait... you don't want to be
caught up in something bad and arrested
do you? You don't want to be pummelled
and beaten because you were standing
too close to Tommy Hooligan who just
smashed the windows at McDonalds do
you? ... Of course not... so you second
guess yourself and come to the only
conclusion you can, I'll just stay in,
safer that way and it's not like it
matters anyway, noone gave a toss when
over a million people marched in London
to stop the War in Iraq (the new one,
not the old one!), ahh I feel much safer
and it will save me the drive *relieved
sigh*
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Girl Power!!:
Oh please give me a break, what power?
How many women will get a say at the
G8 Summit? As I researched for a quick
replacement for Annie Oakley, panicked
that the deadline was fast approaching
I came across a list, a list of women
who had done amazing things throughout
history... I recognized a few of them
only and I have studied Gender at University
level. Sad? Yes, but not wholly surprised..
sickened more the word. My gender lecturer
would say "you know why it's called
history? Because it's HIS story, not
yours". Nice.
Check out all
the Women at the G8 Summit.
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God Loves You...
Unless....
You want / need an abortion, You're
Gay. God hates you and wants you to
burn in hell. These are the peace loving
messages of OUR time, this is the vitriol
[some] God loving people spit... fundametal
only describes you if you're an 'ethnic
minority', otherwise you're just a good
citizen, trying to bring back family
values. Like the woman in Florida who
this week got Gay books banned from
state libraries, not sex books, ALL
gay literature. But this isn't Hitleresq
book burning, this is good for the country,
this is good for you.
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We
the People:
Need to do something, we need to read,
to realise and to take action, but how?
Everything seems so money based, EVERYTHING.
Self guilt... I added a donation button
to this site yesterday, so I could start
to pay for the server because I feel
like I'm taking advantage of my friends,
I want money, but I don't want money
for nothing, if this is a good product
that I work on for hours a day why not
get paid... noones used it, noone probably
will.. that's fine, I'll continue to
cover costs and my friends will no doubt
continue to let me use their server...
why? Because we're not in it for the
money! Ironic isn't it? So why have
the button at all.. because it's a donation
and not a flat fee, because it's a choice....
Why wear a white wrist band when you
couldn't give a toss about starvation
and poverty outside your culdesac. Like
I said, the world is f-cked. |

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| The solution?
Well there isn't one is there? I'd love
to hear it if there is, start a topic
in our forums and tell me the answer.
How do we turn the world around, because
the only thing I can think of is an
external threat, a martian invasion,
then let's see borders fall and people
letting other people use their poxy
photos for a reciprocal link because
that's all they have to offer at this
time.
Make
Poverty History
The
ONE Campaign
G8
Online.org
Michael
Moore .com
Disinformation
British
Red Cross
US
Red Cross
Oh and George, stop bringing up 9/11
and Iraq in the same sentence, saying
it doesn't make it fact.
And that is why Annie Oakley was
not Thumb Bandits Honorary
Oakley for the Month of July 2005!
All pictures copyright
their respective owners. Any pictures
appearing here you feel should not
be will be removed immediately.
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