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Oakley took an odd twist this month, one
of our lovely community members pointed
out something we'd all been missing and
we were shocked, nay, stunned this was
the case... you see we'd somehow managed
to miss adding Buffy Summers to the Honorary
Oakley in previous months despite many
of us being Buffy fans. We blame some
lesser demon for striking this from our
thoughts obviously, but thanks to Roy
the spell was wiped and Buffy is here
for November 2004. She's that one girl
in all the world and what better reason
to make her Thumb Bandits Honorary Oakley
for the month of November 2004.
Let's take a closer look at the slayer
herself.....
Buffy
Summers - A quick bio:
Name: Buffy Ann Summers
Birthdate: January
1981
Place of Birth: Los
Angeles California USA
Parents: Hank &
Joyce Summers
Resides: Sunnydale
California USA
"Into each generation
a slayer is born. One girl, in all the
world, a Chosen One. One born with the
strength and skill to hunt the vampires,
to stop the spread of evil. When one
slayer dies, another is chosen."
A short history of the slayer ......
Buffy Summers was born to Hank and Joyce
Summers in 1981 in Los Angeles California.
When she was young Buffy was extremely
close to her cousin Celia, sadly Celia
passed away when Buffy was a teen. It
was at this stage that Buffy pledged
an allegiance to her childhood hero
Dorothy Hamill who was an American ice
skater that won Gold in the 1976 Winter
Olympics. This gave Buffy something
positive in her life at a time when
everything seemed terribly sad.
In 1996, Merrick informed her of her
destiny. He was her watcher, a keeper,
of the Slayer. He showed her her power
and she fought vampires, that is until
a series of rather 'unfortunate incidents'
led to Buffy's expulsion from her High
School (ok is burning down the Gym because
it's full of vampires unfortunate?)
and the death of her Watcher Merrick,
Buffy and her mother moved to Sunnydale
where she met her new Watcher, Rupert
Giles, and of course what was to become
known as 'the Scooby Gang', her friends
Willow and Xander.
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Buffy's
real days of slaying started in
1997 when she found out from her
new Watcher, Giles, that Sunnydale
was actually located atop a Hellmouth,
a portal to an evil dimension replete
with Vampires, demons and other
uber bad ass types, oh isn't it
always the way? You move to a new
town trying for a fresh start and
that whole 'Chosen One' thing just
seems to go with you.
On top of the whole not being
able to shake the Chosen One thing,
Buffy has had quite a traumatic
six years: she loses her soul
mate Angel when he loses his soul
after consumating their love,
her mother Joyce dies, she discovers
that her sister Dawn isn't actually
her sister and of course there's
the whole demons involved thing,
to top things off she also becomes
romantically involved and breaks
up with her former arch enemy,
Spike. More recently, she watched
her best friend Willow nearly
destroy the world (never trust
those witchy types). Luckily with
help from Dawn, Buffy and the
rest of the gang managed to come
out on top... Whew! Though in
the end Anya was for the chop.
All that and she died and was
ressurrected!
Well you have to respect a girl
that can fit all that into only
a few years.
Buffy! We Salute you!
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| Well noone can say
she doesn't truly kick ass, sometimes
to her detriment but she always
bounces back. She's tough but with
heart and she's witty but with bite.
For any Buffy fans out there we
don't have to go on and on because
you'll know how brilliant Buffy
was, anyway this isn't about the
show, this is about Buffy.. the
girl.. the woman... the slayer!
Just incase anyone is confused as
to why the Show and all the other
characters aren't overly mention...
why heck.. we'd be here ALL day
wouldn't we, suffice to say if you've
tried it cool, if you haven't it's
suggested you purchase the DVDs
and be prepared to give up many
hours viewing time. |
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Does it get any better? Of course it
does, Buffy also has a video game incarnation...
a few actually, but just for you here's
some screenshots from the Xbox version
of the original Buffy Title.. there's
even a dusty
old review kicking around:
And now for the quotes, well we can't
have a Buffy Summers tribute without
some of her acidic quotes now can we?
Of course not.. so here's a sampling....
"To make a vampire
they have to suck your blood. And then
you have to suck their blood. It's like
a whole big sucking thing." - Buffy
"I didn't say
I'd never slay another vampire. It's
not like I have all these fluffy bunny
feelings for them, I'm just not going
to get way extra-curricular with it."
- Buffy
"Okay, I'll
give you improved marks for that one.
Ripping the throat out - it's a strong
visual, it's not cryptic." - Buffy
"Why go to
all the trouble to dig up three girls
only to chop them up and throw them
away? It doesn't make any sense. Especially
from a time management standpoint."
- Buffy
"..... he had
this really, REALLY thick neck and all
I had was this little, little exacto
knife..... you're... not... loving this
story...." - Buffy
"If the apocalypse
comes, beep me." -- Buffy
When Buffy ended fans wept and sadly
nothing since has had the same wit and
humour mixed with demons and vamps,
but we hope one day another girl in
all the world will come along and show
us the way!
How do you like your
Stake?
And that is why Buffy Summers is
Thumb Bandits Honorary Oakley for
the Month of November 2004!
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